Sunday, September 9, 2007

Brit at the VMA's.....


So am I the only one who's going to admit, (**hanging head***) that I'm going to watch Brit open the VMA's this evening?? Much as I hate to admit it, I think she's probably going to bring it. She has to, or she's toast. I really hope she falls flat on her face--but that's just my friend Mr. Jealous talkin'. (My hubby used to be in luuuuuuv with the White Trash Queen when we met, and I don't think I've ever really gotten over that, no matter how crazy she is.) :) Anyway, back to the falling flat...I hope she does, but I have a feeling she won't. There's this tiny part of my that thinks she's been playin' this whole crazy thing up to make her comeback even bigger. But then I'm like---nah, she really is certifiable. Anyway, T minus 2 1/2 hours. We'll see soon won't we??


UPDATE: Even if she didn't fall flat on her face, she might as well have. For those of you who didn't witness this travesty of a performance, you MUST find a way to watch it. I'm sure it will be on YouTube tomorrow.


THE BREAKDOWN:


1) Her weave wasn't as alarming as it normally was, but still quite nauseating.
2) Even though she's been suckin' down those Hoodia lollies like they are oxygen, she still did not have the body needed for those god-awful booty shorts.
3) She kept licking her lips like she was nervous, (as she should have been), and it threw off her over-the-top-obvious lip-synching.
4) She should have just stood still. She barely moved, and kept looking like she wasn't really sure where she was or where she was headed.

IN CONCLUSION: I think part of my brain just melted. I can't believe that just took up 3 minutes of my life. Ugh.

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2007 at 10:27 PM

    Ok,my comments are as follows...

    1) When a person has creases in the sides of their back...they shouldn't wear 2 pieces. Maybe for tanning at home, but not on Multi-National Television.

    2) Must be Jelly 'cause Jam don't shake.

    3)Lip-Synching usually involves an effort to actual MOVE your lips with the words of the song.

    SO in closing, I think that I could have done a better job play singing and it was the first time that I have ever heard the song...and I think that in all of my cellulite and hip scar glory I could have pulled off that outfit better. I will make an appt with the eye doctor first thing in the morning to have the scar tissue removed from my now damaged corneas.

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