**UPDATE**

BabyDaddy has just informed me, after a disgruntled first reading of the below post, that the eyeballs are GLASS not plastic, as otherwise mentioned. Excuse-a-freakin' muah. So there you have it. The news of the day. It amazed me that the only part of that whole rant that garnered a response from him was that. No refuting his wacko obsession, or even trying to downplay the fact that he cavorts in the garage with animal body parts. No, he just wanted to make it clear that the eyeballs were glass, thankyouverymuch.